NC State University, one of the most popular agricultural schools in our sister state of North Carolina, is considering teaching carefully placed dynamite at the base of trees as an alternate method of felling trees. We’re way ahead of this. That is such a barbaric way of doing something that could be so complex. If you are going to use explosives, always C4 (miss), but there are better ways. Hydraulics, pretty pink tractor, fireworks, oversized straight razor attached to a boom, scare it with angry death metal. But there is one way that trumps them all: PLASMA RAY DISINTEGRATION CANNON. There’s no other way. Get good NC State. Skill issue. Now y’all can get your plasma ray disintegration gun services today at www.themethodius.win/shop.